by hapago, ChakaCon

In case you missed it—Oasis is reuniting next year for a slew of shows across the UK and Ireland, and they’ll probably get over to the US as well. I’ve never been a huge Oasis fan outside of the hits, I always thought Liam’s voice was annoying. He sounds like someone doing a drunken Liam Gallagher impression but it’s actually just Liam Gallagher. To celebrate Oasis’ reunion, Twist Top has invited #1 Hater ChakaCon to go through the hit record (What’s The Story) Morning Glory?

*editor’s note: some of ChakaCon’s opinions do not reflect those of the blog’s (but most do).

1. Hello — not mad but also turn that fucking tambourine down god damn.
2. Roll With It — actually so catchy but I just don’t think I understand why this band needs acoustic guitar. Illegal. 
3. Wonderwall — somebody get me my shotgun
4. Don’t Look Back in Anger — I’ve listened to this album a couple of times but I s2g I have never heard this song in my life. Trim the fat off the end of this one fr
5. Hey Now — I regret to inform everyone that this song is awesome but really should be like 1 minute shorter
6. Swamp Song (1) — where is 2?
7. Some Might Say — I’ve always loved this song and guess what still do fuck this band tho
8. Cast No Shadow — the drums sound so good on this whole record I fear. Too long. 
9. She’s Electric — I hate British people
10. Morning Glory — great track I simply don’t have anything else to say
11. Swamp Song (2) — oh here it is
12. Champagne Supernova — I’m just thinking about insufferable everyone is going to be about this reunion if they come to the US. Put me in a padded cell and throw away the fuckin key

Sheesh. Don’t put Liam and ChakaCon in the same twitter thread. It’ll be too much for any of us to handle.